GM's dont kill characters Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Monday, June 26, 2006 at 4:57 PM, in

Dragons, goblins, orc, half-orcs, quarter orcs, three-quarter orcs, obsessed alfar, dryads, packs of wolves, giant spiders, werewolves, killer rabbits, norse gods, carnivorous plants, mutant insects, wood nymphs, skeletons, zombies, vampires, really mean bears, sharks with legs, fire elementals, water elementals, air elementals, earth elementals, other elementals, yeti, mages with bad attitudes, animated dolls, animated weapons, animated rocking chairs, shadows, shades, ghasts, ghouls, gopher tuttles, basilisk, cockatrice, gorgons, mad cows, perytons, winter wolves, fire giants, frost giants, storm giants, gossamer, krakens, leprechauns, opera singers, disgruntled ex's, wyverns, gnolls, hobgoblins, horribly nasty traps, rocs, green slime, red slime, blue slime, rainbow slime, sewer gators, gut punching aliens, nightmares, lawyers, giant snakes, giant leeches, el chupacabra, owl bears, giant rats, kobolds, sandanistas, cowboys, indians, dire wolves, giant roosters, trolls, really mean brownies, selkie, night hags, seas hags, old hags, grotesquely mutilated worms, just about anything with the word "giant" in front of it, unicorns on a bad day, rakshasa, griffins, hippogriffs, besoch, hell hounds, djinni, guys with really pretentious names like Mordo the Black, Overmaster of the Universe, and other PCs...

KILL CHARACTERS!!

The House of M Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Friday, June 23, 2006 at 6:44 PM, in

...Some of us hold onto guilt and shame far too long. Theres a strange security in misery, its almost comfortable.
Taking the risk of moving on, that's terrifying. Applies to Erik, applies to me.

- Charles Xavier

Dile Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Monday, May 29, 2006 at 7:39 PM, in

I was driving on my car, changing stations on the radio since my fucking cd player is on its last moments, both productive and because im upgrading that SOB (thats a Son Of a Bitch if you dont know me) to a dvd box, but im missing the point here. As I said, I was changing stations on the radio when this god aweful song was being played, I mean, Don Omar's Dile, well I admit I have danced to the rythm of that song, hell, if girls wanna dance polka, be my guest, I'll dance polka if that gives me a chance to get a girl, but thats also not what im trying to say here. I started to put attention to the song and what it says, and starts with things like:

Dile que bailando te conocí
(Cuéntale)
Dile que esta noche me quieres ver
(Cuéntale)
Cuéntale que beso mejor que él
(Cuéntale)
Dile que esta noche tu me vas a ver
(Cuéntale)

Since I started to think on how good it feels when woman tells you that you are a better lover than her husband/boyfriend, I condone
such activities of infidelity but since im human I had my share of that in the past, and that song reminded me of that.
Damn it feels good that at least you are better lover than other poor bastard hahahaha.
Mean? Yes. Unfair? Totally. Fun as Hell?? FUCK YES!!! hahaha
Some might say that I wouldnt say that if someone did that to me, but I know im a good lover so I dont have to worry, so fuck you.
As a gift I leave you with this song, after listening to it I can relate to it, needless to say that its gonna be on my comp, I hate reageton (or whatever the fuck its writen), but hey, nothing has to completly suck in a genre, right?
E out.

P.S. Heres the rest of the song link

GTC Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Monday, April 24, 2006 at 1:45 PM, in

To all of those who read me, that'll be you Ateo and you Kender, maybe loco too, I got a job as an english teacher, in CETEC. Its funny yo cuz a lot of my friends have worked there, and now its my turn, in the words of my friend Holy, "Everybody has worked for CETEC in some time of their life".

Anyway, from now on im gonna be called, GTC, Great Teacher Cobos.

Illeagality Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:35 AM, in

This is my post from this thread from Fark.com

You know, I really dont care for those ppl, and im mexican, I dont care if they get deported their asses to Tijuana or any other borders in Mexico or if they win whatever the hell they are fighting for.

Early in the thread I heard that those ppl should be complaining to the Mexican goverment instead of the US goverment. I couldnt agree more with that comment, mexican ppl should start complaning about the wellfare of Mexico, but having such a populist and demagogic goverment as we have, that instead of trying to find ways to make Mexico to be a better country, they are supporting our ppl to go to the US, unfarkingbeliveable!!!


I say fark them, if the US govt. wants to build a wall on the border of my country, I say, do it, build a second freaking great wall of china on the border.
If the US goverment wants to send all the mexicans, and of course by mexicans I mean the ppl from Mexico, (the other "mexicans" shoud go to their respective places) to their country, they should do it, its their piece of land and they are running it. The Mexican goverment MUST do something to improve our way of life,not supporting illeagal acts and ever worst promoting them. Its time to make hard choices.

There are ppl who try to make this land (mx) a better place to live, unfortunatelly there are more who try to make this place a better place for themselves.


Yeah, Im gonna be called a malinchista, fark you, you know im right...

OH YES!! Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Sunday, March 19, 2006 at 4:37 PM, in

Two things that guides me Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , at 12:20 AM, in

In no particular order:

1. Its not enough to survive, one has to be worthy of surviving.
2. You have to do the right thing, even if its not the best thing to do, its still the right thing to do.

And for that I would never have to say I'm sorry.
Seems like I always hurt you, for that I am sorry, for hurting you, but for my actions, never.

That god damned heroe complex Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Friday, March 10, 2006 at 10:31 PM, in

Are you happy now?
Yes I am, and I am proud of what I did. But it was not what I wanted, but still it was the right thing to do...
You're an ass.
I know, but a ass with principles. Oh god I need a drink...

Joggin and boobies Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 10:04 PM, in

Ok, I know I haven't posted in like ages, I got no excuse for that, I'll try to do it more often, well some updates in my life: I'm getting up at 5am to go out joggin, and those of you who know me, know that I farking hate do any kind of exercise, but to be honest I'm kinda getting the hang of this, it does good to me and to be honest I need all the help I can get and if I'm not the one giving it, nobody will.
Hopefully next week Ill get a new job, but there's no sense to talk about it, Ill talk about it if I get it, ok, next move on.

Today's topic its boobies, I like boobies, and asses and legs, yeah, well that's it.

Holy shit, a year now?? Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:14 PM, in

I cant belive it, this blog is now, one year and 8 days, man how time flies when you have fun, I must thank Locorules, he inspired me to make this blog, El Ateo, now thats a good blog, keep on going bro, El Kender, since hes all into marital lifestyle, well he isnt posting that much, I hope to see more of his thoughts, I wanna thank Rianne, internet would be so boring without your chats, Mirai, who slowly, very slowly comes back, and Ksenya, I've been very lucky cuz I found you, actually we met around these days, didnt we?? One year already too!! Wow, time flies none the less...

Well as this post its suppose to be special, Ill write more than I usually do, this time about something very important, today after hearing my dad talk about the same thing as ateo's new post, wich is the indiference/apathy/ignorance/stupidity/etc, etc in the political field of our country, It made me realize how stupid we, the young adults, are its incredible, how little do we care about politics, ateo is right we he said that we dont belive in our politics anymore, but neither do we do someting about it, we let this people sodomize us, we let them get away with their shit, and we do absolutly nothing, they hide behind loop holes in the law, when they use the law of course.

And Ateo and I belive this...

E out.

Frases Celebres... Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:50 PM, in

"Hay que ponernos de acuerdo para juntarnos en el messenger para ponernos de acuerdo para juntarnos para ponernos de acuerdo para ver lo del juego"

- Bernard Juarez The Third

A good advice Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:49 PM, in

But 1st of all, let me say Merry Xmas and Happy New Year, and since this is the time of good deeds and stuff like that, I'm gonna give you a good advice, at least I think its good, its the best that I can say its my own advice, not others ppl advice that I just gonna write here, its my own and I must say it makes me feel good, so here it goes:

"Don't do illegal drugs, you don't know what the might put in them, do prescription drugs, the pharmaceutical companies spends millions of dollar to give us quality drugs"

There, I hope you like it and help you in your life.

E.

Who can resist this?? Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:39 AM, in

No beer, no smoke Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 11:43 PM, in

Is that how my life is gonna be, I mean, I'm 24, I already got 6 months since I quit smoking, and now for my own health I have to restain too from alcohol, this sucks, this sucks big donkey dick.

Its not that I dont enjoy other things, I mean, I like art, I absolutely love music, and partying and many many other things, but I think if today I'm leaving that (cigarettes and alcohol) later Ill be force to stop eating sweets, wtf? The next the doctor is gonna have me feed by water and bread, I dont fscking think so, besides I love a good red wine or a wonderful Guinness beer, or my Midori splashes.

Being a healthy person sucks.

Now I know Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Tuesday, November 8, 2005 at 11:41 PM, in

Now I know why god exists, and its a man, it just hitted me, its because he made womens, yes thats it, and you wanna know why I make that statement, is so easy, they are the best thing in the world, they are beautiful, sweet, tender, fregile and strong at the same time, they can make you feel like everythings all right, they can make you feel like you can be a better person in any sense that it can be possible, they bring life to this world in other words, they got all the good features.
I'm not saying we are good for nothing pieces of crap, we ended up with the best part of the deal: We can see them all day and night. Nothing so amazing cant be a random act of the universe.

Turn on the TV maybe you'll see yourself on it tonight Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , at 10:10 PM, in

M: Im tired of all the heroism and this poetic justice.

E: But you are worht fighting for, you are better than this.

M: No, you are. And Im tired of you reminding me it.

E: But...

M: No, lets not see eachother anymore, Im not asking you, I'm telling you...


And just less than 15 minutes I saw the same dialogue on Nip/Tuck and they say those things only happend on the TV, jesus farking christ...

You gotta feel like a million dollar baby Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Monday, November 7, 2005 at 12:13 AM, in

You gotta feel like a million dollar

THis is serious, Imagine you have been kidnaped and the kidnapers have told your family that they want one million dollar, do you think your family would pay that kind of money for your freedom?

No? Too bad, your family sucks you know.

Yes? Well, lets pretend that a lot of days passed, weeks even, you are in a cold room, in total darkness,even if there was light you were blindfolded, naked & tied up from wrist and ankles, you have been feed from left overs, youve been beaten, god only knows why you havent been raped, but it wouldnt surprise you, one day all of the sudden you are taken out from the room, you feel the warmness of the outside, it must be day cuz the sun is burning your skin lightly, they get you on car, you drive for who knows what time, then, the car stops and you are taken down from the car, you hear a voice saying "You have a nice family" before you are knocked out unconcious. You hear voices, far, far away, but they are becoming more and more closer, you open your eyes and you are on an ambulance with your mom and dad on your side crying both of them, thanking god and the saints for this miracle. The time passes you left the hospital, you are in perfect shape now, now you know what a million dollar feels like, if so:

Why dont you do something useful with yourself now? I mean, you are worth a million dollar now, right?

CARTOONS DEL PASADO: http://monitos.polo-sur.cl Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Saturday, November 5, 2005 at 12:12 AM, in

Sweet farking baby jebus!! you have to check this page, if you were a kid in the 80's as I did, you are so gonna enjoy this page, as it says on the title its about cartoon from the past, specifically from the 70's and 80's, omg so many memories come back, most of them good.

The other day I remember me saying that todays cartoons werent for kids, but I was wrong, the cartoons from the 80's werent for kids, at all (at least the ones they showed in Mexico).

Lets start with Remi, that poor bastard was the unluckiest kid in the whole world, he was death incarnate, if you were around him for more than 5 minutes it was for sure that something bad was gonna happend to you and im not talking about something minor, Im talking about really serious shit, your mother died, your dog died, you got in an accident and became paraplegic or in the most cases you died, that kid was cursed Im telling you...

Candy Candy.

A mexican soap opera made by japanese people without knowing what mexican soap operas were. period.

La princesa de los mil años (The Queen of a Thousand Years)

WTF?? She was an alien that abducted people to work on his home planet? thats really fscked up man.

Mazinger Z.

Another Mecha anime that ruled the 80's amd and 99% of the male population who watched that anime always wanted to see the female robot to launch her missile boobies, the other 1% are lying.

Sandibell

Please refeer to Candy Candy but it was crappier.

Voltron

Both series, the ones with the cats and the other with the cars where about the same shit, a Mecha anime, it was good I had the voltron made of the robot cats, but nothing beats mazinger.

Robotech

Ok ok people, here is one of the biggest fans of Robotech evar, ok?? But im only fan of the 1st season, the other 2 were so-so, thus im gonna talk only about the 1st season, so here it goes:
I cannot say anything bad about robotech 1st season

Centella (Moonligth Mask)

A guy who drives a bike and kicks ass dressed like some kind of lawrance of arabia with a mask, nice. It somehow reminds me of the song Viva Satana from Babasonicos.

La Fuerza G (Battle of the Planets or G Force)

This ranks as one of my fave series of all time actually, its sotally from the 70's, its very good but it has some stuff that makes me laugh everytime I remember it, like for example, when Ace throwed his knife-boomerang, it always cut the necks of the soldiers of the bad guy, ok, so far so good, but the thing is that they were always in a straight line!! I mean, my god, theres a thing called duck!!! I also have a suggestion for the soldiers of the bad guy (I dont remember his name ok?) anyway, what im trying to say is that there is this thing called, shooting lessons, these poor idiots couldnt hit a thing even if it were in front of them, maybe because the had this evil looking mask, also, they all had the same hair cut, I mean every army has the same hair cut, but these guys had long hair, I guess it was this whole 70's thing.

Thats some of the cartoons I watched when I was a kid, well exept from Sandibell and Candy Candy, well some candy candy episodes, next post im gonna talk about the american cartoons I watched, so stay tuned, who am I kidding, nobody really read this exept for Ateo and Kender, so guys, talk to you later, geez..

En algun lado Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Friday, October 28, 2005 at 11:27 AM, in

Te veías hermosa ese día, tu larga y rubia cabellera contrastaba muy bien con esa gabardina de piel, aunque tus ropas eran todas negras tus ojos brillaban con un amarillo casi místico, siempre me han cautivado esos ojos, siempre mirándome, siempre atentos a lo que estaba haciendo en ese momento. Ambos caminábamos separados solamente por aquellos pilares en la bodega abandonada, gran maquinaria vieja era todo lo que había en ese lugar, solo polvo y maquinas que algún día fueron utilizadas para la elaboración de algo que ya de seguro no es necesario. Todo era tan lento en ese momento, no dijimos ni una palabra ese momento ya nos habíamos dicho todo con las miradas, el momento estaba cerca, era ahora o nunca, venganza al fin, muerte y odio era la energía que corría por nosotros, fije mi mirada en el frente, el portón estaba abierto no se veía nada por la luz del sol, pero sabíamos que del otro lado estaba nuestro destino, que no íbamos a dejar a nadie vivo, ninguno de ellos escaparía a nuestra venganza, no nos importaría si hubiera niños en ese lugar y las mujeres no serian exentas de nuestras balas, la muerte venia para todos ese día y nosotros dos éramos sus ejecutores. Nuestros pasos hacían eco en ese lugar tan amplio, vi que tu estabas desenfundando desert eagles, cromadas, hermosas, acababas de limpiarlas especialmente para este evento, eran como dos largas espadas de luz que acabarían con todo lo que pusiera en tu camino, yo traía mis AMD en mis manos desde hace mucho tiempo. Ya estábamos llegando al borde del portón cuando exclamaste un grito de horror que me helo la sangre instantáneamente, solo levantaste la mano y apuntaste hacia el frente, ahí estaba la casa, colina abajo, pero algo estaba mal, había humo y llamas saliendo de ese caserón, rápido saque mis binoculares y pude contemplar el horror, todo estaba hecho pedazos, había cuerpos regados por todas partes, volteo a verla preocupado por lo que había visto, sin decir nada salimos corriendo hacia la casa, no sabíamos que había pasado al llegar al muro de la casa, no se oía nada mas que las flamas de la casa en llamas, todos los carros aun estaban ahí, también saboteados, llantas cortadas, un olor fuerte a gasolina, la entrada al patio estaba abierta, la visión era horrenda y confirmaba todo lo que habíamos visto en los binoculares, cuerpos de todos los invitados regados nadie estaba vivo, alguien se nos había adelantado, había acabado con esos bastardos antes que nosotros, no podía creerlo, nadie vivo, nadie a quien preguntarle que paso, nos habían ganado, nos habían quitado nuestro momento de gloria, nuestras venganza se había acabado, el fin de esta pesadilla llego, pero no era nuestro final es que se había escrito, era el de alguien mas, solo escuche que dijiste "Se acabo" e inmediatamente después una descarga de tu arma y un cuerpo de se desplomo, cuando yo volteaba a verte vi que te desplomabas, tus lagrimas volaron de ti despacio, tus rubios cabellos estaban manchados con ese rojo oscuro, que hacia que te vieras sucia, tus ojos quedaron fijo al lado de una niña sin una pierna, yo no creía nada de lo que veía, no reaccione cuando te vi caer, solo camine como un muerto viviente por el lugar buscando a alguien que matar, tenia que matar a alguien, aunque sea a uno, quería disparar mi arma una sola vez, mi mente me jugaba trucos haciéndome ver sombras que se movían en mi reojo, pero no había nadie vivo, después me volví a topar con tu cuerpo tendido en el suelo, quise acompañarte pero no pude, tengo que cobrar mi venganza, ya no me importa que sean mafiosos, salgo de ahí me regreso a la bodega me subo en mi motocicleta y me dirijo al pueblo mas cercano, quiero mi venganza y la quiero ya, llego al pueblo, es un pueblo pequeño, hay misa en la iglesia del pueblo, ahí cobrare mi venganza, de todas formas Dios permitió que esto sucediera.

Job Hunt Y asi lo dice su lider Unknown , Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 12:23 PM, in

I hate this job hunt thing, it sotally sucks, I mean, theres no job positions here, Im either over qualified or not qualified at all, and that just because I dont have any job experience, well, heres the news, HOW THE FUCK IM I GONNA GET JOB EXPERIENCE WHEN I DONT GET HIRED BY ANYONE?? I swear people that this is getting frustrating, I think that nearly all ads are for fucking security guards, who we all know the pay sucks and I honestly can do more than that...
Security guard, sweet farking christ...