Is that how my life is gonna be, I mean, I'm 24, I already got 6 months since I quit smoking, and now for my own health I have to restain too from alcohol, this sucks, this sucks big donkey dick.
Its not that I dont enjoy other things, I mean, I like art, I absolutely love music, and partying and many many other things, but I think if today I'm leaving that (cigarettes and alcohol) later Ill be force to stop eating sweets, wtf? The next the doctor is gonna have me feed by water and bread, I dont fscking think so, besides I love a good red wine or a wonderful Guinness beer, or my Midori splashes.
Being a healthy person sucks.
Now I know
Now I know why god exists, and its a man, it just hitted me, its because he made womens, yes thats it, and you wanna know why I make that statement, is so easy, they are the best thing in the world, they are beautiful, sweet, tender, fregile and strong at the same time, they can make you feel like everythings all right, they can make you feel like you can be a better person in any sense that it can be possible, they bring life to this world in other words, they got all the good features.
I'm not saying we are good for nothing pieces of crap, we ended up with the best part of the deal: We can see them all day and night. Nothing so amazing cant be a random act of the universe.
I'm not saying we are good for nothing pieces of crap, we ended up with the best part of the deal: We can see them all day and night. Nothing so amazing cant be a random act of the universe.
Turn on the TV maybe you'll see yourself on it tonight
M: Im tired of all the heroism and this poetic justice.
E: But you are worht fighting for, you are better than this.
M: No, you are. And Im tired of you reminding me it.
E: But...
M: No, lets not see eachother anymore, Im not asking you, I'm telling you...
And just less than 15 minutes I saw the same dialogue on Nip/Tuck and they say those things only happend on the TV, jesus farking christ...
E: But you are worht fighting for, you are better than this.
M: No, you are. And Im tired of you reminding me it.
E: But...
M: No, lets not see eachother anymore, Im not asking you, I'm telling you...
And just less than 15 minutes I saw the same dialogue on Nip/Tuck and they say those things only happend on the TV, jesus farking christ...
You gotta feel like a million dollar baby
You gotta feel like a million dollar
THis is serious, Imagine you have been kidnaped and the kidnapers have told your family that they want one million dollar, do you think your family would pay that kind of money for your freedom?
No? Too bad, your family sucks you know.
Yes? Well, lets pretend that a lot of days passed, weeks even, you are in a cold room, in total darkness,even if there was light you were blindfolded, naked & tied up from wrist and ankles, you have been feed from left overs, youve been beaten, god only knows why you havent been raped, but it wouldnt surprise you, one day all of the sudden you are taken out from the room, you feel the warmness of the outside, it must be day cuz the sun is burning your skin lightly, they get you on car, you drive for who knows what time, then, the car stops and you are taken down from the car, you hear a voice saying "You have a nice family" before you are knocked out unconcious. You hear voices, far, far away, but they are becoming more and more closer, you open your eyes and you are on an ambulance with your mom and dad on your side crying both of them, thanking god and the saints for this miracle. The time passes you left the hospital, you are in perfect shape now, now you know what a million dollar feels like, if so:
Why dont you do something useful with yourself now? I mean, you are worth a million dollar now, right?
THis is serious, Imagine you have been kidnaped and the kidnapers have told your family that they want one million dollar, do you think your family would pay that kind of money for your freedom?
No? Too bad, your family sucks you know.
Yes? Well, lets pretend that a lot of days passed, weeks even, you are in a cold room, in total darkness,even if there was light you were blindfolded, naked & tied up from wrist and ankles, you have been feed from left overs, youve been beaten, god only knows why you havent been raped, but it wouldnt surprise you, one day all of the sudden you are taken out from the room, you feel the warmness of the outside, it must be day cuz the sun is burning your skin lightly, they get you on car, you drive for who knows what time, then, the car stops and you are taken down from the car, you hear a voice saying "You have a nice family" before you are knocked out unconcious. You hear voices, far, far away, but they are becoming more and more closer, you open your eyes and you are on an ambulance with your mom and dad on your side crying both of them, thanking god and the saints for this miracle. The time passes you left the hospital, you are in perfect shape now, now you know what a million dollar feels like, if so:
Why dont you do something useful with yourself now? I mean, you are worth a million dollar now, right?
CARTOONS DEL PASADO: http://monitos.polo-sur.cl
Sweet farking baby jebus!! you have to check this page, if you were a kid in the 80's as I did, you are so gonna enjoy this page, as it says on the title its about cartoon from the past, specifically from the 70's and 80's, omg so many memories come back, most of them good.
The other day I remember me saying that todays cartoons werent for kids, but I was wrong, the cartoons from the 80's werent for kids, at all (at least the ones they showed in Mexico).
Lets start with Remi, that poor bastard was the unluckiest kid in the whole world, he was death incarnate, if you were around him for more than 5 minutes it was for sure that something bad was gonna happend to you and im not talking about something minor, Im talking about really serious shit, your mother died, your dog died, you got in an accident and became paraplegic or in the most cases you died, that kid was cursed Im telling you...
Candy Candy.
A mexican soap opera made by japanese people without knowing what mexican soap operas were. period.
La princesa de los mil años (The Queen of a Thousand Years)
WTF?? She was an alien that abducted people to work on his home planet? thats really fscked up man.
Mazinger Z.
Another Mecha anime that ruled the 80's amd and 99% of the male population who watched that anime always wanted to see the female robot to launch her missile boobies, the other 1% are lying.
Sandibell
Please refeer to Candy Candy but it was crappier.
Voltron
Both series, the ones with the cats and the other with the cars where about the same shit, a Mecha anime, it was good I had the voltron made of the robot cats, but nothing beats mazinger.
Robotech
Ok ok people, here is one of the biggest fans of Robotech evar, ok?? But im only fan of the 1st season, the other 2 were so-so, thus im gonna talk only about the 1st season, so here it goes:
I cannot say anything bad about robotech 1st season
Centella (Moonligth Mask)
A guy who drives a bike and kicks ass dressed like some kind of lawrance of arabia with a mask, nice. It somehow reminds me of the song Viva Satana from Babasonicos.
La Fuerza G (Battle of the Planets or G Force)
This ranks as one of my fave series of all time actually, its sotally from the 70's, its very good but it has some stuff that makes me laugh everytime I remember it, like for example, when Ace throwed his knife-boomerang, it always cut the necks of the soldiers of the bad guy, ok, so far so good, but the thing is that they were always in a straight line!! I mean, my god, theres a thing called duck!!! I also have a suggestion for the soldiers of the bad guy (I dont remember his name ok?) anyway, what im trying to say is that there is this thing called, shooting lessons, these poor idiots couldnt hit a thing even if it were in front of them, maybe because the had this evil looking mask, also, they all had the same hair cut, I mean every army has the same hair cut, but these guys had long hair, I guess it was this whole 70's thing.
Thats some of the cartoons I watched when I was a kid, well exept from Sandibell and Candy Candy, well some candy candy episodes, next post im gonna talk about the american cartoons I watched, so stay tuned, who am I kidding, nobody really read this exept for Ateo and Kender, so guys, talk to you later, geez..
The other day I remember me saying that todays cartoons werent for kids, but I was wrong, the cartoons from the 80's werent for kids, at all (at least the ones they showed in Mexico).
Lets start with Remi, that poor bastard was the unluckiest kid in the whole world, he was death incarnate, if you were around him for more than 5 minutes it was for sure that something bad was gonna happend to you and im not talking about something minor, Im talking about really serious shit, your mother died, your dog died, you got in an accident and became paraplegic or in the most cases you died, that kid was cursed Im telling you...
Candy Candy.
A mexican soap opera made by japanese people without knowing what mexican soap operas were. period.
La princesa de los mil años (The Queen of a Thousand Years)
WTF?? She was an alien that abducted people to work on his home planet? thats really fscked up man.
Mazinger Z.
Another Mecha anime that ruled the 80's amd and 99% of the male population who watched that anime always wanted to see the female robot to launch her missile boobies, the other 1% are lying.
Sandibell
Please refeer to Candy Candy but it was crappier.
Voltron
Both series, the ones with the cats and the other with the cars where about the same shit, a Mecha anime, it was good I had the voltron made of the robot cats, but nothing beats mazinger.
Robotech
Ok ok people, here is one of the biggest fans of Robotech evar, ok?? But im only fan of the 1st season, the other 2 were so-so, thus im gonna talk only about the 1st season, so here it goes:
I cannot say anything bad about robotech 1st season
Centella (Moonligth Mask)
A guy who drives a bike and kicks ass dressed like some kind of lawrance of arabia with a mask, nice. It somehow reminds me of the song Viva Satana from Babasonicos.
La Fuerza G (Battle of the Planets or G Force)
This ranks as one of my fave series of all time actually, its sotally from the 70's, its very good but it has some stuff that makes me laugh everytime I remember it, like for example, when Ace throwed his knife-boomerang, it always cut the necks of the soldiers of the bad guy, ok, so far so good, but the thing is that they were always in a straight line!! I mean, my god, theres a thing called duck!!! I also have a suggestion for the soldiers of the bad guy (I dont remember his name ok?) anyway, what im trying to say is that there is this thing called, shooting lessons, these poor idiots couldnt hit a thing even if it were in front of them, maybe because the had this evil looking mask, also, they all had the same hair cut, I mean every army has the same hair cut, but these guys had long hair, I guess it was this whole 70's thing.
Thats some of the cartoons I watched when I was a kid, well exept from Sandibell and Candy Candy, well some candy candy episodes, next post im gonna talk about the american cartoons I watched, so stay tuned, who am I kidding, nobody really read this exept for Ateo and Kender, so guys, talk to you later, geez..
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